Uh....no
An old man and his dog were walking down this dirt road with fences on both sides, they came to a gate in the fence and looked in, it was nice grassy, woody areas, just what a huntin dog and man would like, but, it had a sign saying no trespassing so they walked on. They came to a beautiful gate with a person in white robes standing there. Welcome to Heaven he said. The old man was happy and started in with his dog following him. The gatekeeper stopped him. Dogs arent allowed, Im sorry but he cant come with you.
What kind of Heaven wont allow dogs? If he cant come in, then I will stay out with him. Hes been my faithful companion all his life, I cant desert him now.
Suit yourself, but I have to warn you, the Devils on this road and hell try to sweet talk you into his area, hell promise you anything, but the dog cant go there either. If you wont leave the dog, youll spend Eternity on this road.
So the old man and dog went on. They came to a rundown fence with a gap in it, no gate, just a hole. Another old man was inside. Scuse me Sir, my dog and I are getting mighty tired, mind if we come in and sit in the shade for awhile?
Of course, theres some cold water under that tree over there. Make yourselves comfortable
Youre sure my dog can come in? The man down the road said dogs werent allowed anywhere.
Would you come in if you had to leave the dog?
No sir, thats why I didnt go to Heaven, he said the dog couldnt come in.
Well be spending Eternity on this road, and a glass of cold water and some shade would be mighty fine right about now. But, I wont come in if my buddy here cant come too, and thats final.
The man smiled a big smile and said Welcome to Heaven.