[IamConservative]

personally witnessed the performance of a woman with a similar talent to that of Monsieur Le Pétomane, although she used a different orifice available only to women, to perform her art.

If I may indulge myself and put forth the Elevator as a performance stage, then I too have performed; in the conventional sense.. :)

[NicknamedBob]

I’ll wager there wasn’t a dry eye in the, er, “house”.