Guys like him are why I carry a can opener and a can of clams.....
That reminds me of something I used to do to my friend as a kid. We would go salt water fishing in Clearwater, Fl. I would always slip a live shrimp under his car seat on the way to our spot. Man, did his car stink after a few days. I feel bad now. He died at 29. But those were the days... a jew with a stank 280z...