[Bloody Sam Roberts]

you can be assured... the libtard would have zer0 idea how to change a flat.

I would have taken that option right off the table and flattened all four of 'em. Even if he knows how, I doubt he carries four spares.

[meatloaf]

Valve core tools are cheap. I’ve had more fun with one than you’d believe. The smallest ones have aluminum shafts and take up very little room in your pocket.