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-He never pooped (perhaps that contributed to his declining health).
-He wrote over 1,500 books in a three year time-span.
-He wrote six full operas that are considered by experts to be the best six operas ever created.
-The first time he played golf in 1994, he shot 11 hole-in-ones and was 38 under par (verified by all of his bodyguards, no less). From there, he nearly always shot several hole-in-ones any time he golfed.
-He began walking at just three weeks old and could fluently speak at just eight weeks old.
-People the world over receive plastic surgery to try to look more like Kim Jong-Il. His hair and clothing styles are also widely mimicked.
-His birthday is highly celebrated throughout the world.
-He had the ability to control the weather and it usually reflected his moods.

-He invented hamburgers as a way to provide a new tasty food for his impoverished people.

That's nothing compared to OUR Dear Reader:

-Nationalized health care and ADDED 45 million people to the roles all the while REDUCING it's cost. (plus they get to keep their doctors)

-Speaking of golf: Has the physical stamina to play 2 rounds of golf EVERY weekend.(even during a war)

-Earned the Nobel Peace Prize BEFORE doing anything to actually earn it.

-Has been labeled the smartest man to ever occupy the Whitehouse.(and the 4th best one)

-Did not need a birth certificate when he was born because everybody knew it when it happened.

-Personally ended the war in Iraq.