Looks like it’s time we federally regulate who buys and sells Santa suits! Perform a background check on anyone trying to buy one, make them wait seven days, and take a course from a certified tailor...that should solve this problem.
Cough...cough.
I know you’re sarcastic, but I can think of a couple Congresscritters dumb enough to think this is a good idea.
He’s still hoping Guam doesn’t flip over.
I would also outlaw white beards and arrest anyone heard saying ,” HO! Ho!HO!” ...oh wait, that would be a lotta people arrested in the ‘Hood.