Hasn't Washed Hair In Three Years
(Wonders Why She Has No Dates)
Hasn't Washed Hair In Three Years
(Wonders Why She Has No Dates)
Regarding Post #4 -
I believe we may have found the next “Girl most likely to name herself after a condiment and “do” a nerd named Justin.”
She’s an empowered wymyn who is socially conscious, Earth-friendly, uses public transportation, is a vegan, thinks her country is an imperialist war-mongering, racist, homophobic place, supports amnesty for all illegal aliens , smokes dope(as long as she doesn’t have to buy it) and well, she’s a modern gal.
You know, she’s a really cute girl and with the right conservative guy, she’d be converted. To our side. Brainwashing can be undone.