[Brilliant]

It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet

[Calvin Locke]

It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet

Yeah, well, I'm wondering why that particular act of fraud and misrepresentation was singled out specifically.

Now I'm wondering exactly what were the "accepted" acts of fraud and misrepresentation...

[Moose Burger]

I can picture the conversation. “What? It’s not illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet” “Yeah, well, now it is (signs)”