[Sapwolf]

I’d keep that Michigan law banning women from cutting their hair without their husbands permission.

I’d expand it though to not allow women to cut their hair at all until it touches the ground.

Long hair on a wife has proven to be an effective way to .......keep a marriage strong.

And if we are gonna micromanage like a bunch of lefties, let’s do it right.

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Long hair on a wife has proven to be an effective way to .......keep a marriage strong.

Apparently Vermont has other methods...

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.