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To: Skooz

I am at work, guarding an empty office building against the attack of Santa and his elves.


51 posted on 12/24/2011 5:03:36 PM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: aomagrat

Set some cookie boobie traps. It works every time.

Merry Christmas Freeper Nation!


67 posted on 12/24/2011 5:10:00 PM PST by JosephMama (Who to choose, who to choose...)
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To: aomagrat
If this comes to the front door looking forlorn and lost, do NOT pity it and let it in.

It's a trick!

While you're petting the pooch, Santa is robbing you blind.

99 posted on 12/24/2011 5:37:58 PM PST by Salamander (If I'm too rough, tell me.....I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.)
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