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What fun is it to take away the anxiety of camping? I want my spiders, snakes, bears and wet fire wood...and the inevitable....where are d@&% the matches?
1 posted on 12/24/2011 11:06:00 AM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition
A question was going around at a party (beer may have been involved) about how do you light a fire when all the firewood is wet...

Some answers were pretty funny. Involving flame throwers, WP, and other military solutions.

When the time came for my ex to answer, she said: "Call down to room service and demand dry firewood".

And so it goes. ;)

/johnny

2 posted on 12/24/2011 11:15:09 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: Daffynition

Been camping...glamping sounds just wonderful. Does it include sherpas too?


3 posted on 12/24/2011 11:15:42 AM PST by Conservative4Ever (Dear Santa....I can explain.)
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I love going camping. I have an 8 person tent. I’m not one who goes glamping. If I want that, I’d check into a Hilton.


4 posted on 12/24/2011 11:17:47 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12... Don't complain if 0 shreds the constitution!!!)
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To: Daffynition
What fun is it to take away the anxiety of camping?

When it comes to going primitive, all you really need is a sleeping bag and toilet paper.

And if you have to eliminate one of those, keep the toilet paper.

There. I've said it.

6 posted on 12/24/2011 11:24:42 AM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Daffynition; SandRat

I still camp with the Scouts once or twice a year, but now, I insist on a cot, air mattress, and a tent tall enough to stand upright in.


8 posted on 12/24/2011 11:38:38 AM PST by SmithL (Merry Christmas)
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9 posted on 12/24/2011 11:41:40 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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To: Daffynition
Pricing begins at $1,135 per night for two adults with three meals a day, and reaches $1,620 per night for two adults in the highest-end tent with three meals a day.

No way in hell do we pay $1135 for that.

12 posted on 12/24/2011 11:57:28 AM PST by freespirited
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To: Daffynition

Took my wife tent camping only ONCE...it rained and her hair got WET!!! Now, if she goes camping, it’s at a nice motel that has to provide breakfast and cable TV...and the bed and chairs better be comfortable.


15 posted on 12/24/2011 11:58:28 AM PST by crazyhorse691 (Obama is just the symptom of what is destroying the U.S.)
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To: Daffynition

You’re not camping right unless it’s -40 and you’re in a snow cave above the Arctic circle.


38 posted on 12/24/2011 5:31:43 PM PST by Sarajevo
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To: Daffynition
$39.99 a night. Plus tax.

They even throw in a few bugs. Glam enough for me. :-)


39 posted on 12/24/2011 5:35:39 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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I've wanted a yurt for years, but doubt I'll ever bother with one. The last time I looked at them was about 10 years ago, and they were about 5 or 6 times the cost of these, so I suspect there's a significant difference in terms of durability and particularly snow loading.

50 posted on 12/25/2011 6:44:30 AM PST by SJackson (Haven't changed the environment, just take a bath. Eat a piece of chocolate. You need one. Michelle)
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