Man, you can only take so much of the weaping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth.
I might be FORCED to do this fake weeping routine starting next week because my wife is FORCING me to visit Venezuela for 10 days. If Chavez kicks the bucket, I might find myself in the same situation as those North Koreans. Of course, I would be LMAO and laughing hysterically in a way to make it appear to be grief.