Post Your Favorite North Koreans "Mourning" Videos Here

Self | December 20, 2011 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Post your own fave videos of North Koreans "mourning" and give us some of the highlights.

[Thane_Banquo]

This will be the Democrats’ reaction on November 6, 2012, when Dear Reader is voted out of office.

[massgopguy]

Make it look good folks. Failure to do so may be fatal.

[Doctor 2Brains]

O’Reilly pointed out last night that there were ZERO tears in the eyes of those “weeping greviously.” He ran a bunch of video, and sure enough, much moaning and groaning and wiping of the eyes, but no tears.

[svcw]

Isn’t the crying weird. Well, maybe I mean the sound these people are making. Almost like horror movie sounds.

[2ndDivisionVet]

That is the world’s largest prison and the warden just died. Of course they’re crying, they know better than to show no emotion. Go to South Korea and do the Panmunjom tour. You can actually stand in North Korea. The soldiers in the North are like hobbits, due to malnutrition, versus the South where everyone has enough and more. It’s only a matter of time before the DPRK is taken over by the ROK and/or China.

[Farmer Dean]

He never looked better to me than he does right now.

[PJ-Comix]

Another FUnnie North Korean scene is this VIDEO of a TV announcer delivering the news that Dear Leader had kicked the bucket and will no longer be sipping on primo scotch. What makes it really FUnnie isn't so much the melodramatic voice of the announcer as she chokes back the tears but the sign language chick on the bottom right doing the sign language shtick with her hands and arms WITHOUT the slightest sign of emotion. She might as well have been announcing the opening of a new salt factory on the outskirts of Pyongyang. Too bad for her since that lack of emotion could cause her to be put on the same starvation rations as the rest of the North Korean non-party herd.

[SERKIT]

Stop picking on fake mourners!

[NoGrayZone]

Looks cold in N Korea...I can see their breath!

[dragnet2]

Wow...The video reminds me of planet of the apes or some bizarre sicko Hollywood movie.

The guy using the flag to blow is nose is a hoot.

[Secret Agent Man]

It’s well known that if they don’t show any grief they’ll be beaten up and then executed.

If they don’t show ENOUGH grief they can get beaten up at worst, and have a bunch of penalties and sanctions placed on them and their families.

[PJ-Comix]

One interesting thing, you can be laughing hysterically but make it seem like you are mourning with just a few additional facial expressions. In my case, I would be LMAO but pass it off as mourning. In fact, I would be laughing so much that I would shed REAL tears. Hey, if Kim Jong-umph spotted me, I would probably be rewarded with a top level party position for the “grief” that I displayed.

[GeronL]

It’s all fake.

They are basically forced to do this crap all over the country. Factories, schools and every other place will officially record who did and didn’t (probably none) participate.

Somebody is always watching you.

[JPG]

The little Kim-un has already scoped out the liquor supply, made sure the lobster tank is full, thumbed through the porno stash and checked out the bevy of nubile Nork beauties. Now that Daddy is gone, it's fun time for Jr. in Pyongyang.

[NoGrayZone]

Didn’t even think of that. When I laugh hysterically, I do shed tears and my back starts to hurt.

[GeronL]

Most of these videos come from Pyongyang, where only the most trusted are allowed to live. I bet they want to stay too.

[GeronL]

KCNA is also keeping official tallies of the mourning, reporting that over 5 million in Pyongyang have carried out this duty.... its population is about 3.2 million.

[dragnet2]

They are basically forced to do this crap all over the country. Factories, schools and every other place

Those not crying will be beaten to tears and forced to eat a diet of rat cakes for 3 months.

[halfright]