Posted on 12/17/2011 1:26:03 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. — The truth is sometimes stranger than the fiction you see at the movies.
Deputies in Florida say a man stole a woman's car while they were on a date at a Tampa area movie theater.
The St. Petersburg Times reports that 27-year-old Michael Pratt told the woman he needed to get something from the car while they were watching the movie.
She gave him her keys. When he didn't return, she called him. Authorities say Pratt laughed, then told the woman he had stolen her car.
Pasco County Sheriff's deputies say he now faces grand theft charges.
Car was a rental The victim, who is 35, tried contacting Pratt for two days before calling the sheriff's office, according to the paper. Pratt called her four days after the movie outing and said he dumped the car in a Walmart parking lot in New Port Richey, authorities said. Deputies found it and arrested Pratt on Wednesday. The car, a silver 2012 Ford Focus, was a rental.
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What a loser. Otoh, he might as well steal her car, he probably couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse if he owned a banana farm.
We haven't seen her picture yet. They could be made for each other...
He couldn’t make it with a zombie prostitute even if he owned a neurosurgery outfit.
Looks like the missing third brother from that well known photo of the two apparent products of inbreeding.
“More times than not, it seems to be a woman looking along these lines that is attracted to such a fine young man.”
I think it is because normal men have become so hormonally challenged.
I’m a large man (former NFL player) and keep fit.
Pre-marriage, I dated A LOT. The number of times seemingly-normal women would ask to be held down and treated roughly was, well, surprising. Probably 85%.
And I was not dating slutty types, either.
I really just think women are very hungry for masculine men.
Guiity!!!!!
She can’t be too bright either for dating the guy.
Maybe you dodged a bullet in FL
The saddest part of this story is that WE will have to feed & house this cretin for several years.
Bring back the swamp gangs of Cool Hand Luke so these “people” can provide for their own support.
That’s a masculine man? He looks like s rooster and probably shaves his balls to boot.
Many others have expressed similar opinions.
ROTFLMAO Now that’s one stupid looking guy.
“That’s a masculine man? He looks like s rooster and probably shaves his balls to boot.”
Probably.
But most men are so pathetic and weak, looking mildly dangerous is a turn on to many women.
It’s a confusing time.
Feminist ociety tells men to be wimps, or else.
But, biologically, we are still paleolithic.
According to the Times, Pratt previously served more than a year in prison for the same charge, as well as fraud, uttering forged bills and failing to return rental property.
Okay, this was a match made in a meth lab.
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