A few years ago, some gal used to DRIVE her dogs over to our street and allowed them to poop at will, and usually in my yard.
Hubby (usually the calm, reasonable one in our household)decided he’d had enough....one day, he scooped it up and carefully dumped it all over the hood of her car.
She never came back.
better idea that works . you pick it up in one of those little blue bags just for that useage. . while still inside out you grasp the drivers side door handle and sqeeze, leaving leaving it still attached if it falls off all the better