He did more time than Uncle Teddy.
To: ConservativeStatement
Yeah, but Teddy had probably never started a lawnmower in his lifetime.
2 posted on
12/14/2011 5:57:20 PM PST by
theDentist
(fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
To: ConservativeStatement
“She might have took my car keys, but she forgot about my ol’ John Deere...”
3 posted on
12/14/2011 6:02:50 PM PST by
scott7278
("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
To: ConservativeStatement
Is his name Steve. I love the youtube video of Steve the Lawnmower guy get arrested for driving drunk on a sky Jacl
To: ConservativeStatement
I saw those blue lights flashin’ over my left shoulder
He walked right up and said get off that riding mower
I said sir let me explain before you put me in the tank
She took my keys away and now she won’t drive me to drink
I need a honky tonk song a cold cold beer
A hardwood floor a smoky atmosphere
A pocket full of change to last me all night long
I gotta hear old Hank a moanin’ a honky tonk song
[ guitar ]
He didn’t show me much compassion when I tried to walk that line
As he put those handcuffs on me I said give me one more try
He never even cracked a smile when he threw me in the car
So I said sir if you don’t mind oh would you drop me off in a bar
I need a honky tonk song...
I gotta hear old Hank a moanin’ a honky tonk song
5 posted on
12/14/2011 6:07:52 PM PST by
razorback-bert
(Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.)
To: ConservativeStatement
It is a motorized vehicle, and he was on the street...
8 posted on
12/14/2011 6:13:53 PM PST by
Keith in Iowa
(Hope & Change - I'm out of hope, and change is all I have left every week | FR Class of 1998 |)
To: ConservativeStatement
Well how the hell’s a fella sposed to get his licker after he’s lost his license?
9 posted on
12/14/2011 6:21:53 PM PST by
bigbob
To: ConservativeStatement
Wow. In my little town, in the middle of summer you can easily spot at least 4-6 lawnmowers parked at the bar in town...
11 posted on
12/14/2011 6:26:38 PM PST by
reaganaut
(Romney IS Obama - just 'white and delightsome' - except on Fox News)
To: ConservativeStatement
16 posted on
12/14/2011 7:04:00 PM PST by
Hunton Peck
(See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
To: ConservativeStatement
17 posted on
12/14/2011 7:05:54 PM PST by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: devolve; ntnychik; Lady Jag; ConservativeStatement
........When the lawnmower does the driving.........
18 posted on
12/14/2011 7:14:44 PM PST by
potlatch
(*snip*~ Having the right to be angry does not give one the right to be cruel. ~*snip*)
To: ConservativeStatement
I didn’t know George Jones lived in North Platte.
23 posted on
12/14/2011 8:48:47 PM PST by
Huntress
("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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