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To: TexasFreeper2009

Ugh...how did this happen that we have such momentum and passion in 2010 only to whip the life out of it with such a wet noodle, truly awful bunch from which to choose?


5 posted on 12/13/2011 4:21:18 PM PST by Mygirlsmom (Disgusted with it all.)
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To: Mygirlsmom
your response reminds me of a joke :

A man is drowning in the sea.’’Help me, Lord,’’ he cries.

Just then, a fishing trawler comes by. ‘’Climb on board’’ yells the skipper.

‘’No, no, no,’’ says the drowning man. ‘’The Lord will save me.’’

‘’OK,we will be on our way, then,’’ replies the captain.

Two minutes later a rescue helicopter landed along-side the poor chap, and the pilot threw a rope into the fierce waves. ‘’I do not need any help,’’ cries the breathless man, ‘’The Lord will come and rescue me.’’

Moments later the guy drowns, and finds himself in heaven. On meeting God, the man weeps: ‘’Lord, I was waiting for you to rescue me from my watery tomb. Why did you not save me?’’

God replies:’’ You daft sod. I sent you a boat and a bloody helicopter!’’

When God sends you salvation, don't ask for references. Gingrich is not perfect, and neither was Moses. God often uses imperfect people to carry out his will.

7 posted on 12/13/2011 4:25:34 PM PST by TexasFreeper2009 (Newt Gingrich 2012!)
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