[wbill]

I’ve got a buddy who’s fond of saying that instead of getting married again, he’s just going to find a woman he doesn’t like and buy her a house. Figures that it will be cheaper in the long run.

[JRandomFreeper]

I have given my brother instructions that he's to shoot me if it looks like I'm getting that stupid again. I figure gut-shot is a better way to go.

/johnny

[Verginius Rufus]

instead of getting married again, he's just going to find a woman he doesn't like and buy her a house

That's what Lewis Grizzard said after his fourth divorce.But he married for a fifth time just before the operation which he did not survive.