“I enjoyed TU’s loss to Baylor, didn’t you? Poor Longhorns.”
Actually I did as a may lead to the termination of Mack Brown.
You see, here in Austin winning a National Championship, winning multiple BCS bowl games and being the strongest and wealthiest NCAA program in the country is not quite good enough for the Longhorns.
And being that every Longhorn fan on the planet knows how it feels to win a National Championship, while no one on earth knows what it is like for Baylor or A&M to win a National Championship, we at Texas desire that victorious feeling once again.
At Texas, we win and we do not flee a conference to avoid playing an in-state opponent and our basketball players do not murder each other.
And at Texas, we can pay all of our bills.
Poor Aggies.
Well, we agree on that: Mack Brown needs to go.