Those are great! But #5, let me help: you fold them inside-out.
#12 I can identify, as soon as I master a piece of technology it becomes obsolete.
Trust me on this one: take a 'sleep vacation' weekend- plan in advance to ged rid of the kids and make no plans at all, and sit home and relax and sleep as much as you want, for the entire weekend. no cooking or cleaning or driving (freeping is OK) you will thank yourself for it.
MY SENILITY PRAYER:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I’m ‘older (but refuse to grow up), here’s what I’ve discovered:
ONE - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
TWO - I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
THREE -Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded...
FOUR -All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
FIVE -If all is not lost, where is it?
SIX -It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
SEVEN -Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.
EIGHT - I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
NINE -It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
TEN -Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in the bathroom.
ELEVEN -If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
TWELVE -When I’m finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
THIRTEEN -It’s not hard to meet expenses... they’re everywhere.
FOURTEEN -The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
FIFTEEN -These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...
I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m here after.
I’ve been divorced 10 years and I have been on a quest for the whole time to figure out how. Thank you, I will give it a try.
Re: 5; don’t fold, WAD, stick in closet.
Folding a fitted sheet:
Hold up the sheet longways. Put your hands in the two top corners. Put hands together and put one corner inside the other (you’ve folded it in half). Do the same to the other two corners so that you have all four corners tucked in together (you’ve folded it into a quarter). Lay the sheet down and smooth the fitted sides so that it’s a nice square. Fold to fit the storage space. No biggie. Super simple.
An easier way:
Grasp sheet by one corner. Spin hand until sheet is in a ball on your hand. Remove hand. Sit on ball until it is squashed. Place in linen closet.