Dog shoots man!
A likely story!
The real story is that...
The man had a fight with his girlfriend (or wife, or both), and the girlfriend (or wife), shot him in the buttocks...
But, they later made up, and had to think up a story...
And, seeing the dog sitting close to a gun, an idea sprung up...
And the rest is history.
(Or, is it?)
LOLOL!
That’s some smart shootin’!
;o)