Put that beer down and turn off that game, get my dinner cooking you no good louse of a husband, you're a kept man, now fix me a turky pot pie ...
And maybe Santa will drop a Lexis off in the driveway.
/s Vilest commercial going.
whew...thanks.
“I can bring home the bacon,
“Fry it up in a pan,
“And never ever let you forget you’re a.....
(Please, someone fill in the blanks preferably with an all-caps epithet suggesting both indolence and incompetence on the husband’s part)