Nah, you can stuff it, you self-righteous POS.
I can tell that you’re still a virgin based upon your attitude.
Again, WHAT A MAROON!
It’s high-time you grow up, get a job and move out of Mom & Dad’s basement, Jerk.
(Yeah, I know. It’s really cool having free WiFi and Mom doing your laundry, but only idiots and special needs adults still do that, Moron.)
I hold up a mirror right back to you to your accusations, most particularly the one about being “self righteous.” It is you who are equating the difficulty of the task (what, Ernie Kaputnik has no self control?) with the excuse from it.
And so it goes for all “OH, PUHLEEEEEEEEZEmen.”