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So, the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop......
iwakeup with TODAY ^ | november 23, 2011 | unknown

Posted on 11/23/2011 8:53:45 AM PST by beebuster2000

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So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.


21 posted on 11/23/2011 9:59:54 AM PST by magslinger (Who cares if they are"electable" if they are going to govern like Democrats? -noprogs)
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Now that’s funny.


22 posted on 11/23/2011 10:30:50 AM PST by buffaloguy
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23 posted on 11/23/2011 10:42:06 AM PST by Daffynition ( **Choose being kind over being right, and you'll be right every time.**)
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To: Keith in Iowa

glad you got that out of your system.

and i thought it was funny, i laughed, thats how i know. mainly at the nes guy, but also the joke which is so stupid its funny.


24 posted on 11/23/2011 12:22:56 PM PST by beebuster2000
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After watching that I now know what the sound of one hand clapping is.


25 posted on 11/23/2011 12:42:10 PM PST by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Keith in Iowa

You are from Iowa so we forgive you.


26 posted on 11/23/2011 1:19:30 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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>>>You are from Iowa so we forgive you.

Sod off.


27 posted on 11/23/2011 1:23:17 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (Hope & Change - I'm out of hope, and change is all I have left every week | FR Class of 1998 |)
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