If Obama had his own race track and named it after his wife, is would be named “ASSCAR”.
If he had a railroad, he would name the last car, “BigAssCaboose”
And if Michelle backed into a plane’s running propellor, the headlines in some of the more sensational newspapers would read: “Michelle Backs Into Propeller: Dis-Assed-Her”
Sorry, it is called, BACKCAR. As in Baby Got Back! Built by WhattaBurger. Not Fix-Up-Leak or Gorilla Glue.