ROFL! We bought our country house way in the boonies, specifically because my hubby said he wanted to be able to pee off the deck in the morning.
Reminds me of a recent Freeper post, the Army is warning our soldiers not to “water the flowers” while facing towards Mecca, geo coordinates 21° 25’ 36” North, 39° 49’ 34” East, lest they be seen as committing an offensive act!
“ROFL! We bought our country house way in the boonies, specifically because my hubby said he wanted to be able to pee off the deck in the morning.”
Yep. Us, too. Love life in the boondocks.