[bgill]

Relatives hate each other and me, here. My house, my rules. Sit down, shut up, and compliment me on the meal.

BTW, never understood why anyone gets up at 4 AM to put the bird in the oven. 7 AM is early enough even for a big boy to be ready by lunch.

[Daffynition]

We usually have *native* birds [locally grown] and b/c they have never been frozen, they only take 11 min/pound to roast.

I'll miss not having a *wild* caught turkey this year....