You couldn't find a bigger group of drama queens farther up Broadway where the theaters are, for crying out freakin' loud.
Speaking of drama queens .....
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50
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.(One to screw in the lightbulb and 49 to watch him with their hands on their hips saying “~I~ could have done that.”)