This whole article is gay. Seriously gay. It’s so gay... it is a disability. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay AND gay!
Dilute the meaning of grown homosexual men lusting after each others anuses - Use "purifying" synonyms to dissolve the vileness, disgust, and the filth, of the behavior, and leave an "antiseptic" illusion in it's place.
Use, for example, a pleasant word like "Gay" when referring to the behavior instead.
Ha ha ha, I see you won’t be told which words you’re allowed to use either! Ever since those lame commercials, I use it twice as often as before.