So, did you hear the one about the drunk mechanic from Brazil who swam with spider monkeys?
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Soon to be coming across out Southern border looking for work...
2 posted on
11/14/2011 9:06:41 AM PST by
bcsco
(A vote for Cain will cure the Pain!)
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should not have watched that while eating.
in other news, monkeys defend their border from illegal immigrant
4 posted on
11/14/2011 9:09:31 AM PST by
NativeSon
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Was this at an OWS event?
6 posted on
11/14/2011 9:24:09 AM PST by
JaguarXKE
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Not a good day for that guy drunk and attacked by spider monkeys I'd guess that doesn't happen often even to him. He had apparently watched the Jungle Book by Disney too many times as well.
7 posted on
11/14/2011 9:28:15 AM PST by
zadox
(Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Reagan)
To: ConservativeStatement
In Sao Paulo…monkeys spank you!
8 posted on
11/14/2011 9:33:43 AM PST by
RichInOC
(Sarah Palin is at war with the left. Most Freepers are just playing the video game.)
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Pretty good gash in his arm by a spider monkey! It’s probably a good thing he didn’t want to frolic with the baboons!
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10 posted on
11/14/2011 9:39:25 AM PST by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: ConservativeStatement
Okay...this takes the prize for today’s “Headlines You Didn’t Think You’d Ever See” award.
11 posted on
11/14/2011 9:46:16 AM PST by
hoagy62
(The United States of America. Great idea...while it lasted.)
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"Joao, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! "
- Texas Ranger
12 posted on
11/14/2011 9:47:31 AM PST by
kaboom
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ROTFLMAO!!!
The only thing that could have made that Tard’s day even better is if the moat were filled with adolescent sharks or 6 month old alligators....
Stoopid is as Stoopid does....
Life is like box of Milk Duds....Well, Duds...
13 posted on
11/14/2011 10:48:02 AM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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It appears monkeys don’t like drunks any better than the rest of us. LOL!!!
15 posted on
11/14/2011 11:50:27 AM PST by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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“He was only saved a worse fate because the monkeys did not want to get into the water.”
It isn’t that the monkeys didn’t want to get into the water; it is because monkeys can’t swim...hence the moat between monkeys and humans for safety.
If there is an exception about monkeys being able to swim, I have not read about it yet.
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P.S.
Talking about monkeys, can the cheeky Kenyan bastard swim?
Just thought.
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I swear that one monk was yellin’ to the drunk, “GET OFF MY LAWN”!!
18 posted on
11/14/2011 2:06:05 PM PST by
bobby.223
(rick.)
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