[NautiNurse]

If you are unaware of events, it would serve you poorly for me to hand you the facts.

Sounds like a wacky code meaning you made up the allegation and I am supposed to prove Santa Claus doesn't exist.

When tossing turds, a responsible man will reveal the source of the scat.

[humblegunner]

Or maybe you should just pay more attention.

Pick a scenario.