You know how Suzette is about her bird feeder.
These crows start showing up out of nowhere.
She’s all over my back to get rid of’em.
“The crows are too big for the bird feeder,” she says.
- I don’t remember seeing crows around here before. - Oh, big bastards too.
That’s why I got the gun. I’m gonna pop a few.
~Art Weingartner