[American Constitutionalist]

Attack Watch Humor......

Is or ? these liberal women going to claim that Herman Cain sexually harassed the 72 Virgins that Mohammad saw ?

Attack Watchhhhhhhhhhhhh Humor....

[ataDude]

I find this claim to be outrageous. After all, Hummer H2s weren’t around then. :-)

[Loud Mime]

Diana Ross is a year older than Herman Cain. There’s something wrong with your math.

[killermosquito]

Yes, I can picture a Saturday Night Live sketch in which one woman stands up and says “I was harassed by Cain.” And then anther woman stands up and says the same thing and then another woman and another and another until all of the women are standing. Much like the great seen in Spartacus.

[Da Coyote]

And Michael Jackson’s just discovered diary (discovered in Ms Alrad’s bedroom) claims that Cain hit on him also.

Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuu!

[Fiji Hill]

The only way that this story could add up would be if the Hummer were capable of time travel, like the Delorean in the movie “Back to the Future.”

[ThomasMore]

Helen Thomas came forward today and accused Herman Cain of sexual harassment. She said the "son-of-a-b*tch placed his hand on my knee, went halfway up my thigh, I stared at him and he stopped...I asked him why? She later said the harassment was because he stopped.

[American Constitutionalist]

Attack Watccchhhhhh ?

Is these liberal woman who are accusing Herman Cain of sexual harrassment going to sue because Diana Ross might be Herman Cains Daughter ?

Attack Watccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

[American Constitutionalist]

Attack Watch ? is it true that Romney went balistic on Perry on their scheme of bringing down Cain by hiring dumb bimboos and got caught ?

Attack Watcchhhhhh !

[Waryone]

Herman Cain must be a rocket scientist on the level of Einstein or Nikola Tesla because he fathered Diana Ross a year before he was even born.