Ahhh, Mr. S, of nattering nabobs and congenital liar fame..............Rooney couldn't carry his thesaurus......... 8:}Well, nobody asked Rooney to write a regular language column, period, never mind whether he could write one that actually entertained and taught.
(I still remember when Safire zapped Spiro Agnew---for whom he came up with the "nattering nabobs of negativism" alliteration---over the execrably anti-Semitic The Canfield Decision and ended by saying, "Now, Mr. Agnew has become what we once took such pleasure in deriding---a nattering nabob of negativism.")
P.S. you do be a poet......P.S. I have my moments . . . ;)
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