[DannyTN]

A counterfeit moose once bit my sister.

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

Outlaw a Møøse, and only outlaw Møøses will bite my sister

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

I once ordered a moose for dessert in a French restaurant. It tasted like chocolate pudding with air in it.

[cripplecreek]

Oh good lord. The east coasters are trying to outlaw counterfeit syrup as well.

[Avery Iota Kracker]

This’ll take the Mariners mascot down a peg.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Stephen King, who has a net worth of $300 million,
publicly announced his support for the Occupy Bangor protestors who are camped out in front of, and alongside, the Bangor Public Library in downtown Bangor, Maine, a short distance down the street from the Federal Building.

A majority of the Bangor Public Library Board of Trustees took a vote allowing these moonbats to stay on library grounds. Terrific. (not)

Maine elected a TEA Party guy as governor a year ago....
Paul LePage. During the campaign, he once quipped, “If I’m elected governor, I’m going to spend alot of my time telling Obama to go to hell.”

I voted for him!

[Oztrich Boy]

When people from away think of Maine, what’s the first thing that comes to their minds?

Explosion of the Maine,
Caused Charles Foster Kane
To declare war on Spain.

[Pecos]

Maine also began taxing anyone who flew their airplane into the state within a year of its purchase, only to discover that SURPRISE - their aviation-related income dried up faster than maple syrup on a February morning. The law has since been recinded.

[kaboom]

"Maine, the Welfare State"

Also known for black bears, blueberries, black flies...and two RINO's in the Senate.

[Christian Engineer Mass]

“people from away are idiots”

Referring to the rest of the world as “people from away” is not helping your cause...

[Pontiac]

Those who don’t know what rutting is will be given a hoofs-on demonstration.

That’s mean! And could be messy!

[palmerizedCaddis]

And a mountain lion (we have about as many as we do wolves)

That must mean you have at least one wolf(four footed).
Several close cronies of mine allege they say a large cougar run in front of their pickup on the golden road. Location near about even with the amberjackmockmoccamus how ever the heck you spell that.

A sober lot, too bad they didn't have reaction times quick enough to get a photo. /califonia rejects transported east/

Spent three weeks in Maine this fall with the family. We loved it as always. If they would do something to cut down on Ms C's bane to her existence(black flies) we would spend the entire warm season there.

Brook trout and salmon rule.

Caddis the Most Elder