[Huck]

Drudge's site is (presumably) so powerful and influential, I begin to wonder about intrigue behind the scenes. I would think that mighty forces would try their best to influence the site. Pressure, bribes, intimidation, all the usual means of influencing a living man.

It'd make a great neo-noir plot. Maybe get Bruce Campbell to play Drudge. Powerful crime syndicate boss (Jack Nicholson) pressuring Drudge to help install their boy (Josh Brolin) in power. Femme fatale (Christina Hendricks) mixed up in the mess tugging at his heartstrings. Does he do the right thing? Does he give in?

But I digress.

[Yossarian]

Powerful crime syndicate boss (Jack Nicholson) pressuring Drudge to help install their boy (Josh Brolin) in power. Femme fatale (Christina Hendricks) mixed up in the mess tugging at his heartstrings.

Ah, how to say...

...but given this is Matt Drudge we're talking about, it would make more sense to switch the Josh Brolin & Christina Hendricks roles with each other.

(Ahem.)