http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_Ask_Alice
My aunt [a teacher] gave me that book when I was about 9 years old.
I’ve had a severely *massive* phobia of drugs ever since.
It’s nearly debilitating, in certain social situations.
On the bright side, my odds of becoming a junkie were always <0.
I guess she did me a back-handed favor but I really could’ve done without the recurring nightmares.