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How does a dachshund get hit by a car and only injured?

Maybe the dachshund told the cops he was hit by a car because he was tripping balls.

Tripping dogs can get very confused and they can talk.

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How does a Dachshund only get injured by a car?

Because they were bred to enter varmit tunnels.

That’s why.

Don’t believe me? Look it up on the net. Its all there man.