[Stonewall Jackson]

And the sad thing is; there are idiots out there who agree with most, if not all, of the list.

[mylife]

Sing it!

[zerosix]

Oh sure, now you're for busting “friendships,” marriages or simply ruining Kwanzaa or Ramadan dinners.

[llandres]

Priceless!!!

[this_ol_patriot]

I voted Democrat twice because I am dead.

I voted Democrat because my chads are hanging.

[5th MEB]

13. I voted democrat because my professors at Yale, Princeton, Harvard and every other university in the country told me it would save the whales and the planet.

[Wpin]

Thanks, that was enjoyable to read...although sadly it is more true than comedy...

Hope you don’t mind, I copied and pasted it to an email and sent it around to some friends...

[NTHockey]

I voted Democrat because I am too stupid to think for myself.

[CriticalJ]

Ping

[vanilla swirl]

Too realistic

[Wiser now]

I voted Democrat because MSNBC told me it would prove me to be intellectually and morally superior to my neighbors.

[ScottinVA]

I voted democrat because I like the idea of our military having the same social values..and fighting ability.. of Holland`s.

[xrmusn]

I voted Democrat (geez that is hard to say/write)

because I believe in a group that thinks unborn children are ‘throwaway’ items while convicted murderers etc are heroes.

Also, it makes perfect (Democrat) sense to sue the Church for ‘hiring’ priests that may sexually assault young lads while, at the same time, suing the Boy Scouts for NOT hiring leaders that may sexually assault young lads.