KIM KARDASHIAN to File for Divorce....(OH NOES)!

TMZ.com ^ | 10/31/11 | TMZ staff

[GQuagmire]

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries ... TMZ has learned.

[Wolfie]

Hey, if that’s what’s in the script, then that’s what she does.

[windcliff]

ping

[fieldmarshaldj]

...a warm damp room that smells like the seafood section of your local supermarket.

[Smokin' Joe]

A little straw can break the camel’s back...

[Yaelle]

Which would you rather have on your woman? Your favorite cup size, real or silicone?

[Betis70]

She’s nice to look at, but I wouldn’t want to deal with her.

Had to look up ‘Boardwalk Empire’. Hum-a-nah hum-a-nah, those are some beautiful women. Real women rock.

[andy58-in-nh]

Natural is better. Well, shapely and natural. I never much cared for the implant thing. They never look quite right and feel somewhat odd to the touch, like one of those CPR practice mannequins. Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

[andy58-in-nh]

Size does matter.

[DJ MacWoW]

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[hecticskeptic]

Irreconcilable differences..... •Conflict of personality •Whether there is mutual concern for the emotional needs of each other •Whether the marriage is characterized by financial difficulties •Long physical separation •Difference of interests •Resentment •Distrust •Constant bickering •Irreversible antagonistic feelings

All of those are very vague and subjective except for one. So which one of these two parties is thought to be the one guilty of these 'long physical separations'.... otherwise known as the withholding oneself version of infidelity?

[Col Freeper]

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[kevkrom]

Do they rent?

Apparently this particular body was rented.

[ApplegateRanch]

She ALWAYS rents; NEVER sells.

[Woodman]

Oh, I wasn't commenting on the miles. I was just noting that she didn't look anything like that before her Daddy passed away. Mom and all of the Kardashian daughters went through some major renovations once the jackpot was paid out.

[TheOldLady]

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[Venturer]

You might need Mexican Pennicillin when the three months is up.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Good fakes (under the muscle) are way better.

Sit up perky when she on her back and never sag.

Plus, it makes, um, the “business end” much more “alert” and sensitive for the female.

[TheThirdRuffian]

"You might need Mexican Pennicillin when the three months is up."

It's worth the, risk.

[LottieDah]

Poor Kim. She is still trying to find a man like her beloved Uncle “O.J.”. Some day her Prince will come and he will beat the crap out of her like Uncle “O.J.” did to Aunt Nicole.

[RedMDer]

LOL!