[A_perfect_lady]

Then again, the only thing I collect is dustballs under the couch. (’tis a bachelor’s life for me!)

Invest in some cats and watch those dustballs grow! The secret ingredient is cat hair. It's like protein for dust bunnies.

[bgill]

Cats have nothing on a newfie. He leaves a trail of fur at every step, even in winter. He should have been named Pigpen.