[Dead Corpse]

Fortunately, when I sleep, everything is normal again in the morning.

Weird. It takes me almost 15 minutes to remember what "normal" was the night before...

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the juice of beans that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands begin to shake,
the shakes become a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[TheOldLady]

You and Hubby would get along great.

You could sit around and grunt at each other in the morning until I can pour enough coffee down your throats to turn you human again.

That would be after I bring you tea and a cookie in bed before you even get up.

But he was born in a suburb of London, England. You may prefer another caffeinated beverage for the first one in the morning.

And you want crazy? Caffeine slows down my heart. True story.