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Man Reports Date as Burglar When Girlfriend Shows
ABC ^ | October 28, 2011

Posted on 10/28/2011 4:04:41 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Colorado Springs police say a man's girlfriend unexpectedly came home just before another woman was due to visit, so he called police to report his new acquaintance as a burglar.

SNIP

Police say Gaylor had invited a woman he met online to come to his home after 3 a.m. Wednesday so they could get better acquainted, but his girlfriend came home first.

Police say that when the other woman arrived, Gaylor called police and falsely reported an intrusion.

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TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: backdoorman; malefeminist; napl; progressive; romantic
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1 posted on 10/28/2011 4:04:44 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping.


2 posted on 10/28/2011 4:07:03 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Tories in- now the REAL work begins!)
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To: nickcarraway

Giggity.


3 posted on 10/28/2011 4:09:26 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: nickcarraway

And when they say “date” they mean “hooker.”


4 posted on 10/28/2011 4:09:50 PM PDT by PGR88 (I'm so open-minded my brains fell out)
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To: nickcarraway

You gotta give him credit for quick thinking


5 posted on 10/28/2011 4:10:19 PM PDT by stormhill
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To: nickcarraway

Sounds like a Larry David episode


6 posted on 10/28/2011 4:12:36 PM PDT by Cyman
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7 posted on 10/28/2011 4:12:47 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: nickcarraway

“Police say Gaylor had invited a woman he met online to come to his home after 3 a.m.”

And that didn’t seem odd to the new lady?


8 posted on 10/28/2011 4:14:30 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: stormhill

Ditto.
Of course he’s in for a world of hurt now from both of them.


9 posted on 10/28/2011 4:15:29 PM PDT by IAMIUBU
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To: PGR88

So “dating” = “porking”?


10 posted on 10/28/2011 4:21:13 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: cripplecreek

Now that there is funny...


11 posted on 10/28/2011 4:25:06 PM PDT by achilles2000 ("I'll agree to save the whales as long as we can deport the liberals")
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To: nickcarraway

He should expect a visit from the girl’s ‘manager’.


12 posted on 10/28/2011 4:32:46 PM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: Deaf Smith

Manager= Pimp.


13 posted on 10/28/2011 4:33:48 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: Venturer
Thanks for clearing that up.

On a totally unrelated issue, being old and out of touch I can't get used to grown people having "boyfriends" and "girlfriends." It's as if the entire culture has entered a phase of arrested development.
Come on! Marry the little tramp and make an honest woman out of her.

14 posted on 10/28/2011 4:40:57 PM PDT by stormhill
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To: Jack Hydrazine
So “dating” = “porking”?

Yes, same as fiancee = a guy's live-in squeeze with 3 or 4 of his kids, but whom he has no intention of marrying.

15 posted on 10/28/2011 5:12:50 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
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To: nickcarraway

Well, they say the cover-up is often worse than the crime.


16 posted on 10/28/2011 5:39:27 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
So “dating” = “porking”?

At 3:00am... Yeah. Pretty much. That's a booty call.

17 posted on 10/28/2011 5:51:21 PM PDT by Ramius (personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: ApplegateRanch

But what if he were to ‘date’ her for the rest of his life?


18 posted on 10/28/2011 5:54:01 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

“It’s complicated”.

First they date, meaning they live separately, but spend most of their time conjoined.

Then they move in together, and are then “engaged”.

We both know what they’re engaged in.


19 posted on 10/28/2011 6:47:45 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch ("Public service" does NOT mean servicing the people, like a bull among heifers.)
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To: nickcarraway
Police say Gaylor had invited a woman he met online to come to his home after 3 a.m. Wednesday so they could get better acquainted have sex.
20 posted on 10/28/2011 7:56:59 PM PDT by Isabel C.
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