[Conservative4Ever]

Makes you wonder the danger level at Frost Bite Falls?

[JRandomFreeper]

If the meese are biting my sister, I ain't again 'em.

Self ping for after-shower updates.

/johnny

[Beowulf9]

I'm still laughing at this one: put up originally by Tex-Con-Man, so, I'm giving him the credit for a laugh that lasted me from early September till even now...

[RetiredTexasVet]

I thought Moo was out shopping for Halloween candy ... someone ran into her and tore up their car?

[diverteach]

[Deaf Smith]

Well, if they would put Moose Crossing signs at controlled intersections, there would be less problems. s/
Strict enforcement of Moose Jaywalking violations is critical to changing behavior. Zero tolerance works. s/...again.

[NormsRevenge]

Oh yeah,, when the moose hits the van,, don’t say ya weren’t warned..

[dfwgator]

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.

[Tucker39]

Don’t know about Norway, but in Maine and New England, it’s pretty well understood by truckers that you NEVER blow your airhorns at a bull moose. A driver who go up there every spring for seed potatoes told me that he had specific orders from his boss/new father-in-law NOT to ever do it, even if the moose blocked the road and forced him to sit until it moved on.

He said that is exactly what happened, and growing impatient, he blew the airhorns. The bull moose attacked the truck and basically destroyed the cab. When the moose wore himself out, the truck was so torn up it was not legal to drive on the road.

[hellbender]

Note to Scandinavians: Moose are less dangerous than Moose-lims.