JERRY IN HIS APARTMENT/KRAMER IN A PHONE BOOTH
KRAMER: ...I’m lost downtown! I don’t have any money. I don’t recognize anybody. I miss home,
and I don’t even know how to get there.
JERRY: What’s around you?
KRAMER: I’m lookin’ at Ray’s Pizza. You know where that is?
JERRY: Is it Famous Ray’s?
KRAMER: No. It’s Original Ray’s.
JERRY: Famous Original Ray’s?
KRAMER: It’s just Original, Jerry!
JERRY: Well, what street are you on?
KRAMER: Hey, I’m on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
“KRAMER: Hey, Im on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.”
This actually happened to me back in 1990. I’m walking along, I decide to check my location, I look at the street I’m on and then the cross street. Cue twilight zone music. I’d had no idea there was a 1st and 1st. It’s so small you can miss it for years.
I Love Seinfeld.
Just that little bit of dialog made me chuckle.