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To: nickcarraway

JERRY IN HIS APARTMENT/KRAMER IN A PHONE BOOTH

KRAMER: ...I’m lost downtown! I don’t have any money. I don’t recognize anybody. I miss home,
and I don’t even know how to get there.

JERRY: What’s around you?

KRAMER: I’m lookin’ at Ray’s Pizza. You know where that is?

JERRY: Is it Famous Ray’s?

KRAMER: No. It’s Original Ray’s.

JERRY: Famous Original Ray’s?

KRAMER: It’s just Original, Jerry!

JERRY: Well, what street are you on?

KRAMER: Hey, I’m on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.


5 posted on 10/25/2011 3:48:48 PM PDT by Gettin Betta
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To: Gettin Betta

“KRAMER: Hey, I’m on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.”

This actually happened to me back in 1990. I’m walking along, I decide to check my location, I look at the street I’m on and then the cross street. Cue twilight zone music. I’d had no idea there was a 1st and 1st. It’s so small you can miss it for years.


9 posted on 10/25/2011 3:59:30 PM PDT by TalBlack ( Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: Gettin Betta

I Love Seinfeld.

Just that little bit of dialog made me chuckle.


24 posted on 10/25/2011 4:50:28 PM PDT by hattend (If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead. - Cameron Connor)
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