Even Laz would need two NOTTLES of wine before he'd even consider hitting it.
My advice to her is drink more, that way she won't know how ugly she is.
Stay stoned, get a sign, join the "Occupiers", you might get lucky.
I think I know what Carla Bruni-Sarkozy might think of all this foolishness.
Nottles = Bottles, too lazy to hit spell checker.