[Go Gordon]

Reminds me of the 50 year old (we'll call him Jack) that goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor scolded Jack and said "that's it, no more scotch, no more cigars, no more late night TV because you need more sleep and no more womanizing."

Jack started to see the light and asked the doctor: "Will I live longer?"

The doctor replied: "No, but it will feel like an eternity."

[Dusty Road]

Theres more old drunks than there are old doctors.

[spankalib]

Yep. As soon as I read about the dangers of drinking, I quit

reading...

[tx_eggman]

Reminds me of the 50 year old (we'll call him Jack) that goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor scolded Jack and said "that's it, no more scotch, no more cigars, no more late night TV because you need more sleep and no more womanizing."

Jack started to see the light and asked the doctor: "Will I live longer?"

The doctor replied: "No, but it will feel like an eternity."