Dear Mods,
Could we have a computer help forum?
I hate to see these vanities when I check in for news and updates.
OP: No. If you feel your computer is slow, learn how to mange it, get a new one, or get a cheap Mac. Those are your only options. (its true).
We all have our little peeves, don't we? I have worked hard to exercise my right index finger so I can quickly scroll past the many, many threads which hold no interest for me.
Hope this helps.