No tricks both commercials were true!!!!
My truck can fly!!! I shot down 3 MIG’s and bombed a terrorist hideout Sunday.
My tailgate jammed and I had to abort my bomb run.
Hmmm...On closer examination of your claim there seems to be some liberties taken with the truth.
Since there are no MIGs in the theater at this time, you must have meant:
My truck can fly!!! I shot down 3 MIG’s camels and bombed a terrorist hideout Sunday.
In the future, keep George Washington in mind...