[Dixie Yooper]

A few weeks ago our 11 year son was watching the news with us and the global warming subject came up. When my wife called the whole subject a farce, my son spoke up and informed us that global warming was what was hurting all the polar bears and penguins in the Arctic. Before he went any further, I spoke up and said, “Son, there are no penguins in the Arctic”. As he was getting ready to argue with me, I added, “global warming killed them all. Now they are only in the Antarctic.” My arm still hurts where my wife punched me.

[Cardhu]

LOL - I remember long ago when I was sailing above the Arctic Circle a guy wrote a letter home telling them about the penguins he had seen. We gentle told him that there were no Penguins in the Arctic and the poor guy had to tear up the page and make up another lie.

Of course that was before global warming killed them all. :)

[tiapam]

"My arm still hurts where my wife punched me."

LOL!